Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Quote(s) of the Day

"I've always had 100%, absolute truth, and that's been my life of putting my country first. And I'll match that record against anyone's, and I'm proud of it, and an assertion that I've ever done otherwise, I take strong exception to."
-John McCain, September 30, 2008

"And you can believe me, because I never lie, and I'm always right."
-George Leroy Tirebiter, 1970


MR Bill said...

"And we won't be, son, until free hands on both sides of the Big Ditch push the same button at the same time!"-People's Prosecutor Tirebiter, and Nobody's Sweetheart.

low-tech cyclist said...

"That's metaphysically absurd, man! How can I know what you hear?"