"I've always had 100%, absolute truth, and that's been my life of putting my country first. And I'll match that record against anyone's, and I'm proud of it, and an assertion that I've ever done otherwise, I take strong exception to."
-John McCain, September 30, 2008
"And you can believe me, because I never lie, and I'm always right."
-George Leroy Tirebiter, 1970